The Occassional thoughts of an occassionally interesting person...

I never use LJ...

2007-09-20T11:48:14Z

I never use LJ so if anyone real want to know what I've been up to come check out my journal at www.vampirefreaks.com/Azaethel...

The 3 Variable Funny Test

2007-02-14T11:53:16Z

the Ham

(47% dark, 42% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -

If you're interested, try my best friend's best test:
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 35% on darkness
You scored higher than 38% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 33% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

GHOST RIDER!!!

2007-02-08T04:32:16Z

Now if you have ever been in my (current) home you will know what a Ghost Rider fan boy I am, it was my second love after Star Wars as a child, GR merchandise is hidden all over my bedroom (to my girlfriend's annoyance at times :P).

So to the point:
Ghost Rider (movie) has had some of it's opening days changed so now instead of having to wait until March to see it (I've been waiting expectantly for about three years) it's opening Feb.15th here *does a little dance*.
I'll be seeing it that day even if I have to spill blood (bad comic related pun intended) =)
Anyone who might want to see it with me (cause I'll be going alone otherwise) should drop my a line.
This will be only the second movie I will have seen alone, the other one being the third LotRs...cause I saw it in it's last week at the cinema after everyone I knew (who might have been interested) had seen it...

For those who live elsewhere:
Click HERE for opening dates, it will open in a new window.

Rubik's Lament Configuration

2007-01-30T08:38:58Z

In case you aren't familiar with the Lament Configuration Click here (Hellraiser movie Wiki entry) and here (Lemarchand's box wiki entry).

Upon first seeing the movie Hellraiser (as a child of 11) I (at first) thought the Lament Congiguration was some kind of Rubik's cube...after finding out it wasn't I wondered why no one had either cashed in on this idea or at least made one themselves. Years later someone did...but I don't think much of the ones I've seen...
So I finally got around to making my own, I've now had 4 attempts (in total) the above being the second attempt that I don't think I can really improve on.
I've had about a dozen people offer me money for the first attempt (that I didn't think was very good, click here for pics), so I turned them down. I've since had a change of heart...

So you know what you are getting:
Rubik's cube knock off (AU$10), spray painted metalic gold (AU$11.50) then clear adhesive (printable) labels applied (with Lament pattern AU$8.99) and finally spray on Satin finish lacquer (AU$9.95).
Takes about 2 hours (not including drying time) to make.

If anyone wants one it will cost you AU$55 (or AU$40 for the cheaper version which is made useing a $2 Rubik's cube knock off)=)

Comments will be appreiciated, if you would like to buy one drop me a comment (preferably including your MSN) :)

I'd rather not deal with postage (but I will) so it's better if you can meet me in the city (Brisbane) to get your Lament Configuration.
If you want one mailed it will cost you an extra AU$5 + P&H. You will need to leave me your email (so I can send you a paypal bill) and mailing address.

"Rubik's" Lament Configuration

2007-01-14T00:19:23Z

Years ago when I first saw Hellraiser I thought that the Lament Configuration was some kind of freaky Rubik's cube...after realizing it wasn't (I was a child, give me a break) I wondered if someone would make one that is...eventually someone did (I found out after I had made mine).
Here's my attempt:

Cost me about AU$4.20 to make and about an hour and a half (not including lacquer and glue drying time).
Not as happy with it as I could have been, think I'll have another go later with some kind of reflective material...I guess it turned out OK though.
Note it's about 2/3 the size of the one in the movies.

Yoinked from dragarnuss

2007-01-14T00:06:25Z

MAIM! BASH! BLUDGEON! CRUSH! This military death-droid doesn't take any shit. Got a problem? Violence is the solution. Parking ticket? Kill them. Post's late? Bear trap. Cold pizza? Tactical warhead. You're not sure if people respect or simply fear you, but if they get in your way, they're toast.
What's your malfunction?

Temper...me...never...
*looks around shifterly*

Silly resolutions thing...I messed with...

2007-01-07T10:57:35Z

In 2007, eat_ur_eyes resolves to...

Get more tattoos.
Keep my literature clean.
Ask my girlfriend to do some art.
Do more gaming with voit.
Go roleplaying three times a week.
Buy fifty video games a month with my savings.

You'll find the original on the 1st...

What Fantasy Archetype Are you? yoinked from siouxsyn.

2007-01-07T10:50:07Z

What Fantasy Archetype Are you?
The Mentor You are the prestigous Mentor! You're akin to Gandalf (Lord of The Rings), Merlin (ARthurian Legend), Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars), Aslan (Narnia), Door (Neverwhere), Dumbledore (Harry Potter) and Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander (Wizard's First Rule). You are wise and knowing, and know that there is not much time left for the Unlikely Hero to defeat The Totally Wicked Villain. Only you know the true motives and past of The Villain, so it's up to you to teach the Unlikely Hero all he has to know. Be careful as you'll invariably regret not telling The Unlikely Hero things sooner rather than later. You like teaching and often care very much for others.
Take The Quiz Now!	Quizzes by myYearbook.com

New Year's Resolutions (joke)

2007-01-01T13:05:49Z

In 2007, eat_ur_eyes resolves to...

Give up tattoos.
Keep my literature clean.
Ask my boss for an art.
Stop gaming with voit.
Go roleplaying three times a week.
Put fifty video games a month into my savings account.

Posted this cause Moern made me...:p

thesesamestreetpersonalityquiz

2006-12-30T11:24:44Z

You Are Oscar the Grouch

Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism.

You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last.

You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part.

How you life your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like!

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Which fallen angel are you?

2006-12-24T15:31:15Z

Take The Which Fallen Angel Would You Be Quiz
Brought to you by Angel August's Abode

eat_ur_eyes @ 2006-12-05T11:34:00

2006-12-05T01:34:21Z

That was one of the longest quizes, time wise- stupid flash quiz...neat result though...

Yoinked from Ursel

2006-11-29T09:46:04Z

Only type one word.

1. Yourself: Azaethel
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): Moern
3. Your hair: auburn
4. Your mother: distant
5. Your father: estranged
6. Your favorite item: rings
7. Your dream last night: nope
8. Your favorite drink: coffee
9. Your dream car: corvette (57)
10. The room you are in: overheated
11. Your ex: gone
12. Your fear: parental
13. What you want to be in 10 years? alive
14. Who you hung out with last night? Moern
15. What you're not? sane
16. Muffins: yummy
17. One of your wish list items: godlyness
18. Time: false
19. The last thing you did: typing
20. What you are wearing: undisclosed
21. Your favorite weather: autumn
22. Your favorite book: Orwell
23. The last thing you ate: pasta
24. Your life: confused
25. Your mood: exhausted
26. Your best friend: Moern
27. What are you thinking about right now? heat
28. Your car: needed
29. What are you doing at the moment? typing
30. Your summer: overheated
31. Your relationship status: stable?
32. What is on your TV? cartoon
33. What is the weather like? overheated
34. When is the last time you laughed? today

Yoinked from twitchfetish

2006-11-22T17:14:37Z

You are The Tower

Ambition, fighting, war, courage. Destruction, danger, fall, ruin.

The Tower represents war, destruction, but also spiritual renewal. Plans are disrupted. Your views and ideas will change as a result.

The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. The Tower stands for "false concepts and institutions that we take for real." You have been shaken up; blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see. Or to bring down beliefs that are so well constructed. What's most important to remember is that the tearing down of this structure, however painful, makes room for something new to be built.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Yoinked from Ursel

2006-11-22T17:02:02Z

<td align="center">Your walk is:
Pirate-esque

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Quiz thingy...swiped from dragarnuss

2006-11-07T04:32:52Z

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.
Philadelphia
The Inland North
The Midland
The South
Boston
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have? Take More Quizzes

Yoinked from dragarnuss

2006-11-03T13:10:21Z

1. YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
Azaethel Gordon (this is funny for a number of reasons...)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Douglas Skittles

3. YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
D-gor

4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
Crimson Wolf

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Azaethel Melbourne

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Gor Doi Ban

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Lehteaza Egdiod

8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on)
Bandit Albert

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your mom drives)
The Crimson (Mum doesn't drive)

10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
John Pizza

Weird results...

stolen from ghymoreid

2006-10-19T12:10:10Z

1. pick a band and answer only using the band's song titles: Fear Factory
2. are you male or female: Dead Man Walking
3. describe yourself: Edgecrusher
4. your best piece of advice: Bite the hand that bleeds
5. describe your last relationship: Self Immolation
6. describe your last crush: Zero Signal
7. say something to someone you have a crush on: What will become?
8. say something to an ex: Your Mistake
9. say something to someone who hurt you severely: Back the F*** up
10. how do you feel right now: Dog Day Sunrise

Yoinked from Moern

2006-10-13T00:18:48Z

1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO YOU USE THE MOST?
fuck, I think...

2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD?
nope, but I'm planning to buy a cheap knock off

3. WHAT PERSON ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST DO YOU TALK TO THE MOST?
moern

4. WHAT TIME IS YOUR ALARM CLOCK SET?
Alarm clock?

5. WHAT WAS YOUR DREAM ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
nope, no dream...that I remember

6. DO YOU WEAR FLIP FLOPS WHEN ITS COLD?
NO, I don't even own any.

7. WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE THE PICTURE OR BE IN IT?
take the pic

8. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
The Covenant (it's pretty crap)

9. DO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE CHILDREN?
yep

1O. HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU LAZY?
yes, moments ago...

11. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN MEDS TO HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP?
yeah, far to often (damn insomnia)

12. WHAT CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER?
nothing at the moment...Godsmack (Faceless) was the last thing...

13. DO YOU PREFER REGULAR OR CHOCOLATE MILK?
Regular, not that I'm all that fond of chocolate...

14. HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU A SECRET THIS WEEK?
nope

15. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD STARBUCKS?
can't remember...

16. CAN YOU WHISTLE?
not really

18. DO YOU THINK PEOPLE TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK?
I doubt they bother, all that often

19. DO YOU WATCH CARTOONS NOW?
yep

22. WHAT MOVIE DO YOU KNOW EVERY LINE TO?
I'm not sure I do, maybe The Crow (I know I'm a sad little goth...)

23. DO YOU OWN ANY BAND T-SHIRTS?
yep

24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING?
'French dressing'

25. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
I would hope so....too

26. DO YOU DO YOUR OWN DISHES?
not usually... ;-)

27. EVER CRY IN PUBLIC?
I can think of one instance...

28. ARE YOU ON A DESKTOP COMPUTER OR A LAP TOP?
desktop

29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY WANTING ANY PIERCINGS OR TATTOO'S?
yeah...I want to get the one on the side of my head and the one on my back finished...

3O. WHATS THE WEATHER LIKE?
fine...bit to warm...

32. WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE THIS?
Stuffing around on www.vampirefreaks.com

33. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU SLEPT ON THE FLOOR?
Can't remember...

34. HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU NEED TO FUNCTION?
I get 2 at a time on average...but I could always use more...

35. DO YOU EAT BREAKFAST DAILY?
nope

36. ARE YOUR DAYS FULL AND FAST PACED?
not really...

37. DO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE CALORIES ON THE BACK OF A PACKAGE/BOX?
nope

38.DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Too much for my own good...

39. HOW OLD WILL YOU BE TURNING ON YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY?
Too old...

4O. ARE YOU PICKY ABOUT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR?
Yeah, even though mine aren't that good....

41. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SIX FLAGS?
A what? Something American I've never heard of I'm guessing...

43. DO YOU GET ALONG BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX OR THE OPPOSITE SEX?
opposite, generally...

44. DO YOU LIKE MUSTARD?
yeah, at times

45. DO YOU SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE, STOMACH OR BACK?
side, mostly

46. DO YOU WATCH THE NEWS?
not really, I tend to read it online...

47. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Left wrist, I put it through a plate glass door...

48. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU MAD?
not sure, my gf probably........

49. DO YOU HATE ANYBODY?
not really

5O. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT FOR SOMEONE ELSE?
Lunch

eat_ur_eyes @ 2006-09-25T19:33:00

2006-09-25T09:34:00Z

Azaethel took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

"Longs for tenderness and for a sensitivity of feel..."

Click here to read the rest of the results.

eat_ur_eyes @ 2006-09-19T17:55:00

2006-09-19T08:32:47Z

The instructions are simple: change the color and/or bold the shows you've watched at least three complete episodes of, and italicize a show if you're certain you've seen every episode of it.

You can add up to three shows to the list, but keep them in alphabetical order.

24
3rd Rock from the Sun
7th Heaven
Adam-12
Aeon Flux
A.L.F
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
Alice
Allo Allo
American Dad
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol
America's Next Top Model/Germany?s Next Top Model
Angel
Are You Being Served?
Arrested Development
As Time Goes By
Babylon 5
Babylon 5: Crusade
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beauty & the Beast
Beavis & Butthead
The Ben Stiller Show
Beverly Hills 90210
Bewitched
Bonanza
Bones
Bosom Buddies
Boston Legal
Boy Meets World
Brady Bunch
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Bug Juice
Chappelle's Show
Charlie's Angels
Charmed
Cheers
China Beach
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Coupling
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
DAAS Kapital
Dallas
Dancing with the Stars
Danny Phantom
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
Davinci's Inquest
Dawson's Creek
Dead Like Me
Deadliest Catch
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg
Diff'rent Strokes
Doctor Who (new Who)
Doctor Who (series 1-26)
Dragnet
Due South
Dungeons and Dragons
Dynasty
Earth 2
Emergency!
Entourage
ER
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Falcon Crest
Family Guy
Family Ties
Fantasy Island
Farscape I own it on DVD :P
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly I also own this on DVD...I'm such a geek...
Flamingo Road
Frasier
Friends
Full House
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan?s Island
Gilmore Girls
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Green Wing
Grey's Anatomy
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Happy Days
Head of the Class
Hercules
Highlander
Hill Street Blues
Hogan's Heroes
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street
Honeymooners
House
How I Met Your Mother
I Dream of Jeannie
Love Lucy
Invader Zim I may have seen all of Zim...
Invasion
Iron Chef (Japan)
Iron Chef (USA)
Ironside
JAG
Jackass
Jeopardy
Joey
John Doe
Kath and Kim
Knight Rider
Knots Landing
La Femme Nikita
LA Law
Laugh-In
Laverne and Shirley
Law & Order
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Law & Order: SVU
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
Love, American Style
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Magnum P.I.
Malcolm in the Middle
Married With Children
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
Millennium
Mission Impossible
Monk
Moonlighting
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Family
My Favorite Martian
My Life as a Dog
My Mother the Car
My So-Called Life
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
Mysterious Cities of Gold
NCIS
Night Court
Nip/Tuck
Northern Exposure
Numbers
One Tree Hill
Oz
Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Perfect Strangers
Perry Mason
Picket Fences
Pirates of Darkwater
Pokemon
Power Rangers
Prison Break
Profiler
Project Runway
Psyche
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer as Folk (British)
Queer as Folk (Australian)
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Samurai Jack
Sanford & Son
Saved by the Bell
Scarecrow and Mrs. King
Scooby-Doo Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Six Feet Under
Sliders
Slings and Arrows
Smallville
Small Wonder
Soap
So Weird
South Park
Spaced
Spongebob Squarepants
Sports Night
Square Pegs
St. Elsewhere
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis - New season
Stargate SG-1 -Newseason
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans
Teletubbies
That Girl
That 70's Show
That's So Raven
The 4400
The 9th Kingdom
The Addams Family
The Andy Griffith Show
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Bionic Woman
The Book of Daniel
The Colbert Report
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Golden Girls
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Jetsons
The L Word
The Love Boat
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Mighty Boosh
The Monkees
The Munsters
The Mythbusters
The O.C.
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Pretender
The Prisoner
The Real World
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Trapdoor
The Twilight Zone
The Waltons
The West Wing
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
The Young Ones
Third Watch
Thirtysomething
Three's Company
Top Gear
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Two and a Half Men
Upstairs, Downstairs
Ugly Betty
Ultraviolet
Veronica Mars
Vicar of Dibley
Wings
What Not To Wear (US)
What Not To Wear (UK)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Witchblade
Will & Grace
Wonderfalls
Wonder Woman
Xena: Warrior Princess
Young Hercules